Saturday, August 2, 2008

why engineer

if u ar searching for the best future husband. here i have some tips tat i totally agree wif (coz it's benefit me)...hehehe 

i dont know wht do u think about it...but think about it..u might think tat it's true..hehe


1st, Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a

Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate.. He has three distinct

advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

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An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27

years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives

him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get

married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.

Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.

The arts graduate is still looking for a job.

And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. (for 2 years at least)

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time

and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to

understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really

hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,

once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand

you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not

understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy

(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they

find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that

the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.

The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts

graduate who will 'change major'.

And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer's believe that

You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will

be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

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Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others –

The lawyers will lie about everything.

Management graduates will cheat your money.

The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another

cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even

if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. 


Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will

keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.


So girls, why procrastinate?.... get ur self one....hahaha

Lawyer.. Artist... Doctor... try harder man... give us some challenges hahaha

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